Beep Boop Beep Sizzle. Our newest arrival, the Bacon Classic Gamer T-shirt, may not get you a higher score on Frogger or Space Invaders, but it will definitely earn you style points. Limited supply - buy it here while it lasts!
January 10, 2012
November 28, 2011
November 15, 2011
We've officially gone too far
A couple of years ago, we played a little April Fool's joke on you and the rest of the bacon-loving world by introducing a mythical product called baconlube. Turns out that the joke was on us - to our surprise, a lot of you actually wanted us to make this as a real product.
People harassed us via email, in public and in highly inappropriate ways (thanks for that). The baconlube waiting list grew to thousands of people. Expectations were built, and despite our intentions to keep this as a joke, we had to deliver.
Some but certainly not all of you will be happy to know that after 3 years of development and countless lives ruined, baconlube is REAL. J&D's baconlube is water-based, proudly Made in America and is the gold standard of meat flavored massage oils.
We only made a very small quantity of this pork-flavored nectar - less than what was on the waiting list actually as we weren't quite convinced that you really wanted this - so it's available while supplies last. You can buy baconlube at www.baconlube.com.
Just Keep It Sizzlin' with baconlube. They'll be bacon for more.
October 27, 2011
Recipe of the Month: Bacon Ranch Piggy Bites
These are cute, easy to make and fun to eat!
Ingredients:
- 1 (1 pound) loaf frozen bread dough, thawed
- 2 teaspoons oil
- 1 cup Shredded Mozzarella Cheese
- 1 (.75 ounce) package J&D’s Bacon Ranch dressing & dip mix
Directions:
- Roll bread dough into 1/2-inch-thick rectangle on lightly floured surface; brush with oil. Cut dough with sharp knife into 1x1-inch pieces.
- Toss bread dough pieces, cheese and J&D’s Bacon Ranch dressing mix in large bowl. Place on ungreased cookie sheet; flatten with a rolling pin. Let rise until double in size.
- Use a cookie cutter to make large circles (the pig's head), a smaller cookie cutter to make smaller circles (the snout), and a small triangle shaped cookie cutter to make the ears. Use peppercorns to make the eyes and rosemary to make the snouts.
- Bake at 350 degrees F oven for 20 to 30 minutes or until golden brown.
August 18, 2011
Bacon Croutons and the Bacon American Space Administration
Today, we officially launched our newest innovation: Bacon Croutons. They're crispy. They're bacony. And they make a really great salad or tasty snack - among many other incredible uses.
After marveling at our achievement, we thought "What other frontier could we possibly conquer?" The obvious answer was space. If our mission is to boldly take bacon where it's never been before, then we've got to get galactic. Which is why we're happy to announce the upcoming launch of our first spacecraft, Space Bacon 1, and the formation of our own space program: BASA (Bacon American Space Administration).
Note that this immediately got the interest of NASA's Space Operations Outreach Program Manager - possibly for competitive reasons, or possibly because she wants to be the first to eat Space Bacon Croutons. Stay tuned!
June 03, 2011
May 26, 2011
March 28, 2011
The next evolution of bacon - new product alert
Three years ago, we made a much healthier bacon delivery mechanism called Bacon Salt. It’s a zero calorie, zero fat, vegetarian, kosher and low sodium seasoning that makes everything taste like bacon –to many, it was Bacon 2.0.
Since then, our team of research scientists has been working hard on making the next leap to Bacon 3.0. We started with an intense brainstorming and ideation session with some of the foremost minds in science, technology, nutrition, sports, marketing and the arts. The questions during this all-day session were open-ended and thought-provoking, such as:
- How can we use bacon to help people lead healthier lives?
- Why is bacon so delicious?
- How can bacon be used to promote world peace?
- Can bacon be used as an alternative fuel source?
- What if bacon was lighter than air?
It was that last question that got the dialogue really going and led to another seemingly ridiculous question – what if bacon was air? After all, oxygen is the most important nutrient to the cells in your body, and plays an integral role in almost every bodily function. And bacon is the most delicious of meats.
Was combining these two elements possible or even advisable? Fortunately, the answer was yes on both counts. Studies have shown that inhaling pure oxygen can boost energy, fight disease, increase mental focus, enhance sexual and/or sports performance, and increase mental alertness as well as save lives. After all, you can live for weeks without food or days without water, but only a few minutes without oxygen.
After 2 grueling years of research, we are proud to announce the next quantum leap in bacon technology. We call it BaconAir™, and it’s a revolutionary new product that combines the deliciousness of bacon with the unrivaled health benefits of 95% pure Himalayan oxygen. Some of the benefits include:
- Convenient and Easy to Use
- Bacon Enters Bloodstream in Seconds
- No Negative Pork Side Effects
- No Calories, Fat or Stimulants
- Non-Prescription ~ Recreational Use Only
- Maximum Deliciousness
Hungry for bacon but don’t want the calories? Try BaconAir! Competing in a sporting event or spelling bee? Try BaconAir! Vacuuming the house? Try BaconAir! Taking a test? Try BaconAir! Driving a race car or semi-truck? Try BaconAir. If you want to run faster, jump higher or memorize long sequences of numbers – try BaconAir!
We are still waiting for our first shipment of bacon-flavored Himalayan oxygen, but for now you can put your name on the waiting list here. We have very limited quantities and a big demand already, so we suggest you act fast. We're also holding a contest for a free lifetime supply of BaconAir once it's ready to ship. Just send us an email at baconair@jdfoods.net with why you think you should receive the first bottles of BaconAir and we'll select a winner.
Waiver: Recreational bacon-flavored oxygen is not for medical use and is not intended to treat, cure or prevent any diseases. It should not be used if you have asthma, lung or heart ailments or allergies to intensely delicious bacon flavorings. Always consult your physician before taking any supplement products. The statements and representations on this website have not been evaluated or approved by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) or the National Pork Board.
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